A New ISP

Onward and upward to iinet.
For the last few months, I’ve been bashing my head against the 10GB Unlimited limit on Telstra (the one where they give you 64K shaped after 10 gig, but “shaped” means “in 26K for a second then nothing for four” chunks), so I’m moving to iinet. I’m hoping a DSL2 upgrade [...]

Motorsport News: !!! Super Aguri Formula One !!!

(The exclamation marks weren’t written, but they seemed appropriate)
The latest team to enter the F1 competition looks to be the new team Super Aguri Formula One.
Their entry would bring the total number of cars on the grid up to 22, and herald a return to a level of cuteness unseen in F1 since Team Plushie [...]

Tips for jobseekers

What not to do when applying for a technical role

We’ve just been busy, okay?

It might look to the casual observer as if we’ve been abjectly lazy and unpostworthy, but the casual observer isn’t our target audience.
Oh no, you, yes you, you noticed. You’re the kind of reader we like. You’re sharp (click) on the edge (click), where you’ve got to be.
Shifty is back in Sydney for the time [...]

We’re Just Clickstitutes, Really

Shifty and I had a dinner meet tonight.
More importantly than anything else I need to share, I need to claim a couple of words as my own:
Clickstitute – someone running a site for the ad revenue. “Shifty is a total clickstitute.”
Buggerovich – a faux Eastern European curse, used in place of “bugger”. For example: “Aw [...]

Nutbush

I was at a party attended largely by over-40s last night, and everyone got stomping on the dancefloor to Tina Turner’s Nutbush City Limits.
A little later, standing at the urinal, it hit me: Nutbush!?
It’s a funny word. What does it mean? Say it again, “Nutbush”. Think about nuts. And bush. And put them together. Was [...]